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Subject: Funnnnnnny SmS
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1faisal1 12.12.14 - 02:17pm
jis ne jaldbaazi men shadi ki
usne sara jeevan bigaar liya,
wah,wah
0r
jis ne s0ch samajh ke shadi ki
usne k0nsa teer maar liya. *
acmi 16.12.14 - 03:21pm
Mat kheel meri d0sti se,
b0hat nazuk mizaj h00n main.
Tujhe khabar b na h0gi aur main
yun hi hanstay hanstay
chamat wamat maar dunga.. *
acmi 20.12.14 - 01:32pm
W0 mere kandhy par sar rakh k is tarah r0yaa aaj,
Meri hansi nikal gayi uski naak ka bulbula dekh kar... *
acmi 20.12.14 - 01:36pm
Eik makkhi ganjay k sar par ja baithi
D0sri makkhi b0li: wah kya ghar dh0nda hai
Pehli b0li: chal hat pagli ghar kahan,
abhi t0 sirf pl0t kharida hai...
*
acmi 20.12.14 - 01:39pm
W0 aaj b mujhy chaaq0 le kar dh0nd rai hai
Main ne 1 din usay kaha tha
dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam h0ga
abye qasai ki bachi
gana tha w0... *
1faisal1 21.12.14 - 01:15pm
us ne kaha,
mujhy m0habbat ki saza d0
main ne jaa kar sab kuch uski ammi k0 bata diya.
Yaah00
jhar00 se piti sali. *
1faisal1 21.12.14 - 01:18pm
wife:
aap apne d0st ki b.v k janaze pe nahi gaye?
Husband:
kis muh se ja0n?
W0 3sri dafa b.v k janaze pe bula chuka hai aur main ne 1 dafa b nahi bulaya. *
acmi 31.12.14 - 03:58pm
Pintu: daadi neend nahi aa rahi, TV dekh l0n?
Daadi: mujhse baat kar le,
pintu: daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?
Aap,m0m,dad,aapi,main aur meri billi.
Daadi: nahi beta aapke liye kal d0ggy bhi aa raha hai t0 7 h0 jayenge.
Pintu: par d0ggy t0 billi k0 kha jayega t0 fir 6 h0 jayenge,
daadi: nahi beta aapki shaadi h0 jayegi t0 7 h0 jayenge.
Pintu: fir behen chali jayegi shaadi kar k t0 fir 6 h0 jayenge.:
daadi: beta fir apka beta h0 jayega t0 7 h0 jayenge.
Pintu: tab tak aap mar jaa0gi t0 hum wapas se 6 h0 jayenge,
daadi: kutte .......... ja TV dekh.
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1faisal1 1.01.15 - 04:09pm
1 ghreeb larki ka l0ve letter
agar aap mujhe ph00l dena chahte h0 t0
g0bhi ka ph00l dena
aap k piyar ka bhi izhar h0 jaye ga,
humara salan bhi tayyar h0 jaye ga. *
acmi 3.01.15 - 03:14pm
Pathan exam men betha c0py par apna hath bana raha tha
Teacher:
paper men hath k ph0t0 ka k0i sawal nahi hai
Pathan:
hum paper banane wale par lanat bhej raha hai...
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1faisal1 4.01.15 - 01:35pm
Eik d0ct0r ne naya clinic kh0la
th0ri dair baad eik aadmi aaya
d0ct0r ne apny apk0 busy sh0w karny k liye
teleph0ne ka receiver uthaya aur app0intment deny k andaz men b0lny laga
phir ph0ne rakhny k baad d0ct0r aadmi se
jee bataiye kya hua?
Aadmi:
ptcl 0ffice se aaya hun
baat khatam h0 gai h0 t0 teleph0ne activate kar dun.?
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1faisal1 4.01.15 - 01:37pm
pathan apni beemar biwi k0 mar raha tha
1 admi ne p00cha:
khan tum isay kyun mar rahe h0?
Pathan: hakeem ne b0la tha
aik dawa isk0 k00t k deni hai. *
1faisal1 4.01.15 - 01:39pm
safar k mahiney ki dua,
ya allah hamsafar naseeb farma.
Aameen
0r jin k pass hai unk0 sabar naseeb farma. Aameen *
acmi 5.01.15 - 03:16pm
Uski chaal main w0 lachak thi k hum us k peeche chalty gaey
jab usne palat k dekha t0 taali maar k b0li
aaaaaye haaaaye chikne tu peeche kyun aa raha hai...
*
acmi 6.01.15 - 02:52pm
Us ka pyaar paa'na hai...
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T0 kya mera pyaar HATH0RI hai??
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1faisal1 13.01.15 - 03:26pm
pathan: kal main bathr00m gaya t0 andar jinn tha.
Wife: phir kia h0a??
Pathan: h0na kia tha main jinn se b0la tum kar l0
hamara t0 waese hi nikal gaya hai. *
acmi 15.01.15 - 04:05pm
D0ct0r tumk0 acchi sehat k liye r0z warzish karni chahiye
Pathan main cricket, f00tball, tenis r0z khelta hun
D0ct0r: g00d.. kab tak?
Pathan: jab tak humara m0bile ka charging khatam nahi h0 jati.
*
1faisal1 19.01.15 - 03:43pm
yar eik bat t0 bata0.
ye aaj kal subha subha pani ki tanki men baraf k0n dal k jata hai?
Saala thand k maare saari haddiyan break dance karne lagti hein. *
1faisal1 21.01.15 - 02:11pm
bacha:
miss i l0ve y0u ka kya matlab hy?
teacher: main tumse pyar karti h0n.
bacha: main ne t0 bs matlab pucha tha, ap t0 free h0gai. *
acmi 1.02.15 - 02:30pm
Husband ka msg:
begum mujhe van ne 0ffice k bahir takkar mari hai,
phir tina mujhe h0sptl le kar gai,
mera 1 baz00 aur 3 pasliyan t00t gai hen,
sir pay b 9 tankay lagy hen aur dain paun ki 1 ungli b katt gai hai meri halat bht b0ri hai.
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Wife reply: ye TINA k0n hai?
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acmi 1.03.15 - 02:21pm
Pakeezgi ki inteha....
Pathan dukandar se: safeguard sabun hai?
Dukandar: G haan hai
pathan: haath dh0 kar 1 naswar dena.
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acmi 1.03.15 - 02:25pm
1 gulab hamesha gulab rehta hai
chahe w0 gamle men rahe ya ghazal men
usi tarah tum hamesha mere d0st rah0ge
chahe tum z00 men rah0 ya mental h0spital men. *
1faisal1 3.03.15 - 02:26pm
pathan: beta mujhe aesi jagha dafnana, jahan har waqt l0g0n ka aana jana rahe,
beta: abba r0ad pe dafna d0nga,
qabar ki qabar, 0r jump ka jump.! *
1faisal1 3.03.15 - 02:28pm
b0y: kya kar rhi h0?
Girl: abi wazu kia hai ab namaz parhne jarhi h0n,
tum kya kar rhy h0?
B0y: main resham gali men tumhare peche khara tasbeeh parh raha h0n. *
1faisal1 3.03.15 - 02:30pm
angraiz: my father age was 96 years but he never used glasses.
Pathan: yes, yes! S0me pe0ple drink water direct fr0m t00ti. *
1faisal1 3.03.15 - 02:32pm
pathan ka accident hua
dr: apki d0n0 tangen katni parengi
pathan sir pakar k baith gaya
dr: kia hua
pathan: kal hi naya chappal liya tha. *
1faisal1 29.03.15 - 03:37pm
pathan sh0es ki dukan pe ghusse men aaya aur b0la,
bari gananti dete h0 chappal t0 2 din b nahi chali
dukandar: h0a kiya hai??
Pathan: masjid se ghayab h0 gai. *
acmi 8.04.15 - 04:13pm
1 r00m men 5 d0st rehte thy.
1-pagal
2-bewaquf
3-dimagh
4-k0i nahi
5-kisi
1 din k0i nhi ne kisi k0 maar dia,
us waqt dimagh bathr00m men tha,
pagal ne p0lice k0 call ki hell0 p0lice, k0i nahi ne kisi k0 qatal kar diya hai,
p0lice..0ye, kia tum pagal h0?
Pagal,. G main pagal h0n.
P0lice.. Tere pas dimagh nahi hy?
Pagal- g dimagh tu bathr00m men hy
p0lice..0 bewaquf
pagal.. Nahi g, men tu pagal hun, bewaquf msg perh raha hai.
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1faisal1 19.04.15 - 04:06pm
pathan:
ye y0y0 h0nny singh kahan mily ga? Hum isk0 mar dalay ga,
aadmi: kyun?
Pathan:
is k chakar men hamari gull ban0 pagal h0gai hai
r0z pani men adha kil0 nil dal kar kheti hai aaj blue hai pani pani pani.. *
1faisal1 11.05.15 - 02:28pm
1 shakhs ne kisi buzurg se pucha:
dunya men d0st aur dushman ki kaise pehchan ki jaey?
Buzurg ne gh0ur se suna phir jaib se 1 machis ki dabbi nikali
us men se 2 teeliyan uthain 1 teeli wapis rakhi 1 teeli k0 t0r k us k 2 hisse kiye
agle hissa phenk diya pichle hisse k0 kan men pherte hue b0le
g00gle pe search kar l0 mujhe nahi pata. *
